I'm surprised it made the news letter with the amount of people that posted it straight on the messageboard.
/not looking at the mantlepiece when stoking the fire blog.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:49,
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And why bother waking up when you can't even feel the poker?
/Goodness Gracious Me blog
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:52,
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