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# Fairly sure we don't have a £200,000 note
not in common circulation, anyway

*hides thick wad of £200,000 notes behind back*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)
# So what you're saying is...
That the credit crunch was caused by Zimbabwean kids investing their worthless currency in our banks!

You are a very astute person, are you available for an interview on Newsnight?
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Of course
sell everything, buy fish.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)
# *invests heavily in Bank of Halibut*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
#


(yes I know it's a trout)
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Buy land, son; they don't make it any more


/fatherly quote blog
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
# My agent advised investing in the futures market
I've bought next Tuesday, you'll all have to pay me rent.
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# can I have an option on 1.43am?
I have a good feeling about this
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# You only want one minute? You're that quick?
Well I suppose if that's enough for you then we can arrange a deal.
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)
# oi
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)