i was full of shitbut i pooped and, being a monkey, i threw the poop at passersby.
now i am not quite so full of poop, although there is still some left in there.
(now i am not quite so full of poop, although there is still some left in there.
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Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:04,
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yesterday i was full of shituntil i had the hoojest fart-propelled poop.
toilet duck, RIP
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Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:07,
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toilet duck, RIP
i heard a delightful taleabout a local man getting the curvy head of a toilet duck jammed solidly up his rectum. nursing staff could barely suppress the laughter for long enough to remove it.
wherever he goes now, the local children quack at him.
(wherever he goes now, the local children quack at him.
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Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:10,
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saw something similaron 'most embarrasing medical something or other'
a man admitted to hospital with several doll's heads up his bum.
apparently he liked to masturbate while shitting them out
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Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:14,
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a man admitted to hospital with several doll's heads up his bum.
apparently he liked to masturbate while shitting them out
hahaha!i loved the story of the old man with a jam jar up his arse, FHM showed his x-ray
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Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:19,
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