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# i was full of shit
but i pooped and, being a monkey, i threw the poop at passersby.
now i am not quite so full of poop, although there is still some left in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# yesterday i was full of shit
until i had the hoojest fart-propelled poop.
toilet duck, RIP
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# i heard a delightful tale
about a local man getting the curvy head of a toilet duck jammed solidly up his rectum. nursing staff could barely suppress the laughter for long enough to remove it.
wherever he goes now, the local children quack at him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)
# saw something similar
on 'most embarrasing medical something or other'

a man admitted to hospital with several doll's heads up his bum.

apparently he liked to masturbate while shitting them out
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
# hahaha!
i loved the story of the old man with a jam jar up his arse, FHM showed his x-ray
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)