Ha!
he's looking for an ass-race
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:25,
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Indeed he is the
2005 North Kent ass-racing champion
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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:35,
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