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# To big to fit in Newcastle:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# my cock's too big to fit in newcastle.
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Well if you have to boast about it...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# IT'S NOT A BOAST.
IT'S A WARNING.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Don't worry. It's personality that counts.
oh shit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# SHIT, I'M A FUCKING CUNT.
LUCKY I'VE GOT A MASSIVE CHOPPER.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# And you'll reap the benefits when you need Winter fuel.
But lets focus on your tiny todger.
*fetches macro lens*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# *profers phallus*
what's the verdict Doc?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# It's not too bad
wait. That's a hair. Did you forget to put it on this morning?

/King Missile blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA DETACHABLE PENIS
DID I LEAVE IT IN THE MEDICINE CABINET?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# It was about 5 years later that I got the album
I still to this day hear that sang and hear Tommy Vance say, 'Off the wall! King Missile' at the end of it when I recorded it off The Friday Rock Show.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Yay for King Missile!
Theme choons for B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)