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# Afternoon all

Edit: Gah! Wrong town. Sorted now. Why do I always mix up Glasgow and Newcastle?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!
pssst... why Glasgow?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# To big to fit in Newcastle:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# my cock's too big to fit in newcastle.
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Well if you have to boast about it...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# IT'S NOT A BOAST.
IT'S A WARNING.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Don't worry. It's personality that counts.
oh shit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# SHIT, I'M A FUCKING CUNT.
LUCKY I'VE GOT A MASSIVE CHOPPER.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# And you'll reap the benefits when you need Winter fuel.
But lets focus on your tiny todger.
*fetches macro lens*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# *profers phallus*
what's the verdict Doc?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# It's not too bad
wait. That's a hair. Did you forget to put it on this morning?

/King Missile blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA DETACHABLE PENIS
DID I LEAVE IT IN THE MEDICINE CABINET?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# It was about 5 years later that I got the album
I still to this day hear that sang and hear Tommy Vance say, 'Off the wall! King Missile' at the end of it when I recorded it off The Friday Rock Show.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Yay for King Missile!
Theme choons for B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# someone's got to live there
I was there on Sunday - so were lots of other people
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Never bin
It's too far away for a reason
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# And it's Glasgow for another:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Yeek!
Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha ah aha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Hehehe
It tis hoooj!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# In the dark ages, Smiths used to temper iron on the foreheads of people from Newcastle.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I would go out tonight
but my forehead is faaar too biiig
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# bwahahahahahuffle.....
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# "i CANNAE SEE MAN. Get out ma fukken way, Ant"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Find a comedy partner and go star in Boiker Gwove, pet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# hahahaha!!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I'll just slip this in here

*edit*
it's the twin stumps. Maybe they'd still be there if they'd followed my blueprint.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# You get a laugh for the phrase "Twin Stumps" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I preferred "twin mass graves"
but I couldn't be arsed to shop that
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Ahahaha
click
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)