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# 0_0
I say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# pick up that monocle
and join in!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# *lubes up*
Hello Ladies!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# *watches her now rather shiny friend
skid past aforementioned ladies and headfirst into a cupboard*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Feck!
Who left those rollerskates there?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# whee!
do you really think you can handle us both?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# *ahem*
One can but try.

It's one's duty, and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# The man can deal with me with a hangover
without hitting me round the head.

He's got the gift, this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Comfy Seats in lovely quiet carriage
all the way back to London...

You even had the courtesy not to fall asleep!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I did put my head down a lot
it hurt to be in the light :-(

You've the patience of a saint. Several saints.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# St Trinians, then?
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# *pulls up stocking and scales school wall*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# sounds like a keeper!
especially now my hangover is going!
is he slippery and pliant?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I'd prefer 'not that easy to pin down' rather than 'slippery'
if you don't mind.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# i like my men slippery
in a smooth and oiled sense
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Bring it on, baybeh!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# *charges electrodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)
# this has nothing to do with goodness
and everything to do with sexy, sexy naughtiness ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)
# I'm going to hold you to that...
... and with that - He was gone!
*swirls cape and vanishes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:07, archived)
# i have preempted you!
for i disappeared five minutes ago to have my tea!
'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)
# :D I feel strangely like you're a prospective buyer.
I should point out he's not mine to sell, I just hang around him like some sort of magnetic fruit bat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
and Nonsense!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# i never buy men
i just rent them and send them back soiled
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)