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# At my house we've dubbed one of girls aloud 'Simon Weston'
there's downsface and Simon Weston so far. The others will be named anon.

edit: this one news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38309000/jpg/_38309793_kimberley.jpg

editedit: this one's downsface files.list.co.uk/images/2008/02/04/BS2BS11477.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# haha
I thought you'd just dubbed some girls these horrific names out loud. But then I understood. Which ones do they refer to? (I don't know all of their real names)

Edit: haha *agreement* Is downsface the one with the indecipherable nornarish accent?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# See above for edits, duck.
she's aaarsh yes. Count yourself lucky you live over there, we've got them on bloody DS commercials at the moment. Them and Rahnan Kee'in and his weird tranny wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I'm already glad I live over here...
I saw a headline on hotmail today...
"X Factor legend Rhydian Roberts is embarking on a 16-date UK tour"

...

Is it not enough that idiots have raped the words "genius" and "awesome" of any true gravity, that they are now completely misusing "legend"?

Who the fuck is that cunt? I've never heard of him in all my days, and I refuse to ever allow someone to call anyone who has won a singing game show "a legend".

Something bad is going to happen in the UK. Things like this only serve to make me more certain.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Oh TA.
*paranoids*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Keeping standards high is the only thing to save you from the certain death that will befall the country.
I think it will happen in the form of a mass illness, 28 days later style, some type of neuro-virus which will painfully kill the inane and far too easily pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# .....28 days later?
*smiles* BATTLE! \o/

*gets her best fighting/climbing gear on*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# *puts chain round your neck and ties you to the washing line, just in case you turn*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# *dies*
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# *peeks at boobs before zombie-comeback*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# ABUSING THE DEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# bwahahahaha
i was reading nornarish over and over trying to figure out what you meant, then i said it aloud to one of my colleagues and it clicked. i LOLed
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)