I am bored and considering going to a gay club operating under the theory that I am attractive and men will buy me drinks. I feel like flaws lurk in this plan.
WHERE'S MY CAT ON SKATEBOARD, MARK? WHERE IS IT? TELL ME, BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE IT.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:40,
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I've done this before
The moment of regret comes the next day when you realise that you're no better than all those dumb bitches that get free drinks by shaking their titties.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:16,
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I didn't have a problem at the time either
Then I spent the next six months getting led along by dumb bitches.
Karma is a bit like that.
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Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:44,
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Karma is a bit like that.