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# i'm usually packed 3 days before i leave
with 3 weeks' bills paid, taxi ordered to get me home from the airport and fully tarted up with a facial and a wax. then i can watch everyone else panic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# it always amazes me how many people pack, go out and get pissed

(because they are going on holiday)

and then miss the flight
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# like my ex
got stoned, missed the flight. booked a flight for the next day, got stoned, missed the flight. finally got to the hotel 3 days late and wondered why i spent the rest of the holiday laughing at him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# i'm usually
ready to pack 3 minutes before i leave

but i travel light, just throw essential clothes, washbag, camera and chargers into a rucksack, choose a few books depending on length of journey/holiday and then leave the house
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# i'm depressingly sensible about the whole thing
i blame my mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)
# i've never been sensible in my life
hence the third arm and extra head
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# third arms make for great foreplay
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
# especially
when she's asleep
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)
# heheh
now, that really DOES sound like my ex!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)