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# watch out for these this winter...
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# seal rams?
seams? reals? i don't know whatr to call it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# ramseal

It does [exactly] what it says on the tin
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Bleats?
and makes nice coats?
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Bleats, coats and leaves
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Bleats...
goats and sleeves?
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Eats sleeves and weeps
stares at horizon

*returns to grazing*
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)
#
Meats, weaves and pleats?

stares at butchers-loom
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# beats stoats and heaves?
*calls RSPCA*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)
# tweets choaks & plucked like the little fucker deserves cos it's not nearly chrstmas but pretend it is?
Oh I give up
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)
# don't give up!
we need puns!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# YES HOT CROSS PUNS
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# hot,buttery puns
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Bot Sluttery Buns?`
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# oh dear sweet jesus, no
you can stop now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# MAKE ME!!!
no it's alright, I'm done, just needed to act all 'ard, you know?
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# i'm good at making things hard
oh, excuse me, my libido seems to have escaped again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Don't worry the BNP caught it
You're on a list now
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)
# what, another one?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
# That's a nice seal with a ram mask on! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)
# don't lie
you'd prefer to see it with a gimp mask on and you know it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Of course :D
Also: Y'know what I haven't seen in ages?
Powerpuff girls.
I miss Mojo Jojo.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# me too!
i spent a happy hour today watching scooby doo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# i'm at my sister's now
sitting here relaxing, whilst they run round like headless chickens. their flight leaves in less than 9 hours, they're only just starting to pack now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)
# they're packing already?
fucking amateurs
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# i'm usually packed 3 days before i leave
with 3 weeks' bills paid, taxi ordered to get me home from the airport and fully tarted up with a facial and a wax. then i can watch everyone else panic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# it always amazes me how many people pack, go out and get pissed

(because they are going on holiday)

and then miss the flight
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# like my ex
got stoned, missed the flight. booked a flight for the next day, got stoned, missed the flight. finally got to the hotel 3 days late and wondered why i spent the rest of the holiday laughing at him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# i'm usually
ready to pack 3 minutes before i leave

but i travel light, just throw essential clothes, washbag, camera and chargers into a rucksack, choose a few books depending on length of journey/holiday and then leave the house
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# i'm depressingly sensible about the whole thing
i blame my mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)
# i've never been sensible in my life
hence the third arm and extra head
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# third arms make for great foreplay
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
# especially
when she's asleep
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)
# heheh
now, that really DOES sound like my ex!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Hahahah, wonderful XD
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# it's not wonderful
they don't know i smoke. i'm dying for a fag :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Ah right.
Well I'm gonna head off to bed now :]
I'm done buying Christmas presents for tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# okeydoke
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)
# shoo you!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# :]
'Ning
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Holy sphincter!
it's horny and fluffeh, what do I do?

fwap fwap fwap fwap
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)
# This is good.
I have spaken.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# you have spaken?
can i have some?
*assumes spaken is some form of german cake*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# *spakes all over Smash Monkey*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# hey!
i've just had this negligee dry-cleaned!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# most of all i want that ham
do do do do
blondie loves ham
Woo for geal!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# That looks so rameal !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:23, archived)
# That is excellent
I want one
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)