Rule #1
Make friends with a fence before you go on a theiving spree.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 11:10,
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yup, given the choice of evidence or cash about your abode
choose cash
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discomeats This canoe,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 11:13,
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