what the image doesn't show is the needles
that pierce the eyes rendering the wearer safely blind for the rest of his/her life
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:47,
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You probably shouldn't specify that feature
on the package. It might deter those who'd planned to buy several pairs for various occasions. :)
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ShockMeSane is wandering the lonely streets, muttering softly,
Tue 25 Nov 2008, 4:22,
archived)