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# it's not even thanksgiving yeeeeetttttttttttt
(though i like your card!)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)
# "we give thanks for the indians helping us through the bad times"
"and for dying of smallpox so we can take their stuff"
"and the ones that didn't die, we can buy all their stuff for a stick with a bauble on the end of it"
"and lo, thank you"

that's how it goes, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)
# not anymore
basically "get together and eat more food than you normally eat with family members you don't really care about"

we forgot about all that other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
# ahh
it's a traditional hallmark "I FUCKING HATE YOU, I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS SHIT AGAIN" over lunch

while the brave/insane/foolish try and shop at the bloodbath that is holiday wallmart

yay!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)
# That's why I don't even buy Christmas presents anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)
# christmas is the same only with more of the insane relatives
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)
# or hopefully less of them
god, did i just say that? i really am becoming a scrooge
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# hmm, the scrooge test
if you see an urchin walking past your window

do you have the urge to open the window and shout "my good boy! take this money and bring me the largest turkey you can find, and keep a dollar for your trouble?"

or, alternatively, do you just offload a P90 into his ass?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# And don't forget . . . microwavable popcorn . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)
# yum!
tastes like plastic!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)