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# These trousers are far too tight for a traditional knicker.
Well, at the top. They're like loons at the bottom.

I BOUGHT PROPER PLATFORM BOOTS ON SATURDAY. Vintage blue ones with gold stars. They're a size 9 though (drat) so I'm going to use them as book ends.

I also bought what I believe to be a first edition of Tennyson's Idylls of the King for £1.50. I'm good at charity shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# that's a pretty good buy
tell me more of your bottom
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I love everyone from the bottom of it
and have used it to warm the hands of myself and a minor celebrity.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Gordon Ramsay?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I wish
that boy'd not get away alive. I like 'em feisty :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# queen that chef!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# how are they for bumflossers?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# First edition?! Major find!!!
Why do your trousers ends look like aquatic birds?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# YES THEY DO.
Of course they do. That's the more logical of the two definitions, given the subject matter :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I can just imagine you quacking down the road.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)