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# Micha said they pass the botty test with flying colours
His actual (translated) words were 'they make your arse look volumnous'

Which I guess means 'yes your bum does look big in this'

But he likes it :P
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Men with proper arses. This is a good thing.
My ex didn't have one. He had 'extremely upper thighs' that merged seamlessly into the base of his back.

*pats bottom*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# yay for proper bums :D
yeh, I knew a bloke who had a phantom arse like that. He thought he had a fantastic arse, when in fact, he had none whatsoever.

(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# ....his name wasn't Nick, was it?
actually, gotta go. BIG love to the Dixypoos, for he is lovely bunchkin- also loves to the absent JPG and to the very present Ttssattsr (oh damn, that looks wrong)

Tra! xxx
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)
# It wasn't, no.
T'was Jon.

Just to go onto further important details, when naked, one could see his starfish without him even bending over. No arse cheeks, you see.

Wasn't pleasant.

edit: Tra! x
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Tata, wowowowowow. Kissy huggy smoochy smooch.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)