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# Pea from last night:
Damn you B3TA! This is what you've made me!

*edit: apologies to all for breaking the no-repost rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
AARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I dunno what you are thinking pearoasting in a new thread....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I did think about it...
But I chose...poorly. I thought it'd be disrespectful to threadjack someone else's. Won't happen again :(
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# *peas from last night*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# *bokes*
So this is why you wanted the candy teeth :D

Did you see the rest of my lego entries miss?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# *roasts from months ago*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# NIce push !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# fuck that is good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Ah, back in the days where I actually drew stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# :-(
I miss your drawings.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I will draw more sometime. I've been telling myself I should.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Want some curls?
I'll curl it next weekend for my birthday anyway, I can take some photos for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Yes please. Strike a pose!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I've heard there's nothing to it....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Vogue
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# *does so*
*looks like a nana doing this with no music in the office*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Are you challenging me to a vogue off?
Is that what you're doing?
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Isn't it always?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# \(-_-)/ My opening move The Epic Vogue...
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Beauty's where you find it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Should I stop looking in other peoples bins then?
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)
# I threw my beauty out years ago
it had gone a bit funny and was covered in verdigris
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I found it in a laybay
on the Ballspond Road.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Were you the man in the fawn raincoat?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# *dredges memory for RtH quotes*
I was the one accompanied by the over-80s nude leapfrogging team.

On our way to the Swan-Upping at Downham, followed by the Swan-Downing at Upham.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)
# you stuff now makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Corr! I figured it was just dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I have a broad sense of humour, from silly to very dark
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Well we all would
woo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Oh fine then
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# great this
if he'd been a carpenter it wood have turned out so different
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:07, archived)
# I saw this this morning....brilliant
a real spits coffee at monitor moment

click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# YAY
:D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Butt does he boogie?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I agree - F5 is king.
Why would you constantly refresh the root page though? You'd be vigorously stabbing F5 for days til some new content came up...

/Pedant blog
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# ....Good point there
*damn*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Aaargh!
But *glee*... I can see my pic :D
*is ridiculously chuffed and grateful*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Noooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I made a similar pic (not sure i'll be brave enough to use it on a B3tard)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Meh!
What's the worst that can happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# They could hunt me down and kill me
but before killing me they could brutally sodomize me whilst forcing me to watch "Will & Grace".
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# roflcocks!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Yeah, it's good and all, but don't repost in a new thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# fuck off cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# bit
harsh?
(IPFreely, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# P69 doesn't really do beating around the bush.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Bless him.
You know where you stand with prodge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Minimum Safe Distance is recommended.
Only kidding Prodge!

Edit: Oh dear, as I suspected, he already put me on 'ignore'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Really? :-(
You're adorable, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Well, I know at lot of things I do annoy the hell out of him.
It's really not intentional, though.

Edit: Actually, I may be wrong about the ignore, well at least earlier...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I think you're a lovely sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# You're very darling to say so...
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Nup. nowt to do with me. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
#
*peers out from behind chair*
Hello?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Hello you 2 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Hello!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# *huggles in new jeans*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Sexeh.......
Very nice, too!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# :D
tra!!!! *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# *snuggles up* it's YOU!
You lovely thing, you. Look at you there, all you-ish. Marvellous. Give us a twirl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# *giggles*
*twirls in new jeans*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I demand you come here so I can do the botty test.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Right, you two hooligans -
I'm outta here - G'night!

*hugs & waves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Night love! *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Micha said they pass the botty test with flying colours
His actual (translated) words were "they make your arse look volumnous"

Which I guess means "yes your bum does look big in this"

But he likes it :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Men with proper arses. This is a good thing.
My ex didn't have one. He had 'extremely upper thighs' that merged seamlessly into the base of his back.

*pats bottom*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# yay for proper bums :D
yeh, I knew a bloke who had a phantom arse like that. He thought he had a fantastic arse, when in fact, he had none whatsoever.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# ....his name wasn't Nick, was it?
actually, gotta go. BIG love to the Dixypoos, for he is lovely bunchkin- also loves to the absent JPG and to the very present Ttssattsr (oh damn, that looks wrong)

Tra! xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)
# It wasn't, no.
T'was Jon.

Just to go onto further important details, when naked, one could see his starfish without him even bending over. No arse cheeks, you see.

Wasn't pleasant.

edit: Tra! x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Tata, wowowowowow. Kissy huggy smoochy smooch.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Hello you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Argh!
How many posts are you replying to?

*is really confused*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# yes, I am!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# YOU'RE confused??
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# 'lo lady :)

*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Hi Meester, cold as fuck up there?
It is down here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# was in Stirling today for an interview and it was smashin' out
getting a bit nippy/freezy now
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Aye, I'm not fancying my chances getting to the car in these heels.
(is stupidly wearing 4 inch stilettos today)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I wanna see.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# weet weel!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# vicious
but fair
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Nice, but reposting is naughty naughty.
It is nice though. If you'd posted this in an existing thread with a link to the first thread for it, I'd have made the effort to go back and click on it.

It IS good though, I'd like to see more please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Thanks for the kind reply
Will follow your advice in future :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# *doffs tricorn* more'n welcome, squire
I've done it myself once or twice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I saw it yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Have a snack . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# TASTY FEESH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# JA FEESH!

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# reet, im off

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Play it like ya mean it . . . son !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# that......
is a tricky augmented ninth with a flattened fifth chord
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Yowser!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# so apologising makes it ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:45, archived)