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# Can't be the same game, then.
That's a shame, I was thinking' fucking hell, a penis game with an interesting feature' but alas. Whatever game I WAS playing the demo of, I recommend it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# penis game meaning first-person-shooter?
where the gun is the cock?

if so, hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Nooo, watching blokes play those sorts of games
their penises get closer and closer to the telly. Hence 'penis game'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# how odd
I've never noticed my button mushroom getting closer to the telly when playing.

Ah well. Perhaps I'm not playing naked enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)
# bums shuffling forward on the sofa, I think
rather than cock magnetism.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I'm an oddity there
the more into the game I get, the more I relax back into the loving arms of the sofa.

Dave does, admittedly, end up with barely 1mm of sofa supporting him as he tilts madly toward the TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# i think
that you're describing what the cap'n is referring to

legs sliding forwards off the sofa as you relax more and more into a suppine position
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)