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Garnett or Ghandi? 'fun' with the new xbox 360 avatars...

(thx1138, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)

i like your name,mister 1138

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)

May I call him Siggy?

*backcombs her hair*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)

Bill and Ted?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)

Finally. A trophy for you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)

*busts move*

*busts additional move*
*enjoys wylde stallyns* (spelling may vary)

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)

strange things are afoot

at the circle K

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)

So basically not your own work?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)

hmm, that's a grey area

I didn't see anyone complaining when the board was full of "lol look i dun made a cock on spore lol"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)

I would have done

but no fucker ever pays attention when I whinge.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)

stop whinging

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)

oh, that's not fair.

I always pay a

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)

Fancy a game of Connect Four?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)

ok. I WANT TO BE RED. I'M NOT PLAYING IF I'M YELLOW.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)

yellow beats red any day.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)

you wish.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)

Not for piffling things like that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)

piffling?

underestimate the importance of which colour you go when playing connect 4 AT YOUR PERIL.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)

I'M FUCKING COLOUR BLIND

\o/

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)

I'm not.

*racists*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)

fucking pure blood Arian diamond shuffler

you can't stop me from reproducing!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)

Best game I've ever had

Me and a good mate - been mates for years, and were sharing a couple of joints. We were LOCKED into it - not so much C4 as chess, and it was his go. We were both staring at the board, working out moves, counter moves, and strategies, when, without moving, he suddenly went - "Oh! I've won!" hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)

ha ha ha

and that's how he became GRANDMASTER!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)

This was actually C4, though - that's the sad thing.

We were just so mashed we were taking it that seriously hahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)

yeah - C4 Grandmaster

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)

similar experiences have been had by myself.

I played stoned chess with a mate, thinking that since the only game I had for the PC for a while was Battle Chess, that would make me an expert. He whipped me in about 20 minutes, which is when I considered that playing against, and beating P2 (controlled by me) on Battle Chess, does not necessarily mean that I am good at proper chess.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)

yellow goes first

therefore truth

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)

Harrumph.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)

sorry, where were we?

There was a bit of fluff floating on the air, it distracted... oh look there's another.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)

please stop looking at my downey fluff

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)

Father fluffy bottom.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)

these ones are small and far away

which is why you can't see them - but trust me, they look great

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)

lol

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)

lol

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Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)

yeah,

or a picture in Photoshop...

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)

heh, it's good

But is there any way to uninstall that new experience shitcockery?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)

Here's what you do.

Take XBOX by the bottom left corner and the top right corner- remove all wires from the back and lay carefully on front step. Kick it the fuck into the road. Get a PS3. \o/ Hurrah!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)

elitist?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)

It's a viable way to get rid of whatever's annoying him about his XBOX.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)

er,if he killed himself he'd never be annoyed by anything ever again

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)

Another valid point.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)

vote for mandatory suicide of everyone who isn't me!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)

You'd better be on good terms with your right hand then...

assuming you're right-handed...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)

i'll struggle on somehow

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)

for the record, I ENJOY being annoyed.

So I'm going to keep the fucking XBox 'experience' to spite you all.
Oh, and books-wise, I demand that you all go out and buy anything by Charles Stross. The man writes a damned good book.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)

try the Classics.

Just because it's old doesn't mean it's crap.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)

If it doesn't have a FTL spaceflight

or a mutant sex robot, I just ain't interested.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)

Or B: read a book.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)

^ this

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)

Get with the times, Cardinal Wolsey

;-)

Books are good, but it's nice to have other things too.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)

Fallout 3 has entirely justified my 360 purchase.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)

It's on both consoles, no?

I was playing a demo of something that may have been that the other day, it was good. I don't think it was that though.

The gun could raise and lower the ground.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)

Possibly

but it's buggiest and least attractive on the PS3, (The Xbox360 and PS3 managing what equate to only 'medium' settings on the PC version according to bethsoft but the PS3 one with lower texture detail and no AA due to memory and shader limitations) and on the least attractive controller. Also, only the PC and 360 will get downloadable extra content.

Also, no, Fallout 3 had no such feature so I doubt you're describing it. Still, I heartily recommend you play FO3, I just finished it after several days of slog through the wasteland and... dear god that ending was depressingly beautiful.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)

Ah well.

I'll console myself with MGS4 again. I'm still not done with that game, I'm trying to play it with NO alerts on hard at the moment.

The words 'very', 'fucking' and 'hard' don't begin to cover it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)

*highs your five*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)

Fallout 3 is more reliable on XBOX than PS3

Tragically for console junkies it's 100% awesomely better than both on PC, as is everything other than singstar and driving games, unless you've got a steering wheel for your PC in which case dude, seriously. ROCK.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)

I doubt I'd be getting it anyway, to be honest.

It's not really my sort of thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)

it's very good, but I concede that it may require

"my sort of thing" attractiveness to get one to play it wnough to unlock teh funs.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)

Not my sort of thing?

I thought post-apocalyptic survival horror with guns had global appeal ;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)

No raising and lowering of ground encountered yet.

- suppose it might be that I've not got a big enough gun.

I strongly recommend the game, whatever platform. I've been told that it doesn't run quite so smoothly on PS3, but that could just be rubbish.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)

Can't be the same game, then.

That's a shame, I was thinking' fucking hell, a penis game with an interesting feature' but alas. Whatever game I WAS playing the demo of, I recommend it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)

penis game meaning first-person-shooter?

where the gun is the cock?

if so, hmm.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)

Nooo, watching blokes play those sorts of games

their penises get closer and closer to the telly. Hence 'penis game'.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)

how odd

I've never noticed my button mushroom getting closer to the telly when playing.

Ah well. Perhaps I'm not playing naked enough.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)

bums shuffling forward on the sofa, I think

rather than cock magnetism.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)

I'm an oddity there

the more into the game I get, the more I relax back into the loving arms of the sofa.

Dave does, admittedly, end up with barely 1mm of sofa supporting him as he tilts madly toward the TV.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)

i think

that you're describing what the cap'n is referring to

legs sliding forwards off the sofa as you relax more and more into a suppine position

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)

impressive lurkage

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)

^ What she said

3 posts in 4 years....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)

~~she~~ it

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)

^ What Shit Said ?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)

yes*

*no

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)

PS3 FTW!!1!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)

Alf Ghandi

TJ:

Another boring model shot but I need some advice. I've been staring at this for so long, I've lost focus. Does this work? What do I need to do to make it better?

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Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)

YOU'VE lost focus?

xD hahahahaha

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)

Badum Tsh!

:OD

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Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)

sorry ^^ it's lovely

hey,if you lose focus of something that's out of focus,does it come back into focus?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)

Fulham

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)

Jamaica

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Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)

I dunno, because mine aren't working now either

www.b3ta.com/board/8970574

I think the problem with that is that the objects in focus are too far away, the brain won't accept it's a model...

(but I don't know really)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)

I think yours was just a difficult source pic

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Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)

You're very kind

I think I just ballsed it up

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)

I think the clear non blurred area needs to be smaller for it to work.

also the blur is a bit gradual. It should be slightly more obvious where the blur begins.

but tis still looking good :)

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NeeNoo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)

Righto

Shall continue to play... maybe tomorrow. Must do some actual work now

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Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)

this is gggrrreeeeaaaattt

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)