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# Princess Margaret was always the wilder one
she'd definitely stick a finger in your bum on the vinegar strokes
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I have absolutely no interest in male anus
and will only prod if requested.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *requests*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Buy me food and tell me nice lies about me first.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *hands over his scotch egg*
"you have the most...eyes I have ever seen"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I've only got two.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# it's a Woody Allen line
ok, try again..
here's a curly wurly.
Nice tits love.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# No wonder I don't recognise it.
He annoys me needlessly. I find no place for him in my life.

Yay for curly wurly and tits, much more my style.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# HAHAHAAH!!!
oh fuck!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)