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[challenge entry] GILF


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From the B3ta Christmas cards challenge. See all 272 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Jinkies!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# stand up for the queen's funbags
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# *stands to attention*
Shwing!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# 50 years ago, definitely would
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Damn right.
And Princess Margaret. YES.

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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# They really were beautiful girls, absolutely beautiful.
Strong featured too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Princess Margaret was always the wilder one
she'd definitely stick a finger in your bum on the vinegar strokes
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I have absolutely no interest in male anus
and will only prod if requested.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *requests*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Buy me food and tell me nice lies about me first.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *hands over his scotch egg*
"you have the most...eyes I have ever seen"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I've only got two.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# it's a Woody Allen line
ok, try again..
here's a curly wurly.
Nice tits love.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# No wonder I don't recognise it.
He annoys me needlessly. I find no place for him in my life.

Yay for curly wurly and tits, much more my style.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# HAHAHAAH!!!
oh fuck!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# omg niiiiicccce
i met her too but she was a right bitch. i was on bbc northwest tonight! aged.. 9 i think

edit: nope that was princess anne, aka princess royal doh
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Wouldn't you have been just a sperm back then?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# just a muscle in my dad's wrist
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# No queenie
look out behind, henry wants your body.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# he's sneaking up to cop a feel
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Queen of Shit Street.
She must be proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)