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# Top point-making cattiness there.
I'm going to pretend you just said you liked it. Thank you.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# What do I have to do to get someone to draw me a paedo?!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Right.
Observe your keyboard. There should be two fleshy items currently on it or near it. They're much better at drawing than my fleshy appendages are.

Go to it, pencil person. Mush and that.

Sigh. Give me five minutes.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# YAY, five-minute paedo doodle!
I hope this becomes a tradition. Five-Minute Paedo Doodle Wednesday.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# here


I didn't say it'd be good.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# cor, I'd accept sweets and puppies off him.
I like his toes. His big toe is showing signs of the child molestation-related affliction, Paetoe.

[edit] actually, he looks a bit like kindly-BBC legend John Peel, which would again be a good strategy for the paedo. Look avuncular and play nice records, you'll soon be up to your knees in paes.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# You owe me one now.
I hope you like his malnutrition belly. He's been spending all of his food money on copies of Shout and Bob the Builder magazine.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I'm preoccupied with crocodiles.
Which are not a species prone to paeding itself up, as far as I know.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Crocodiles are beautiful
one of my favourites.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)