I would like her
to perform what the papers call 'a sex act' on me.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Fri 5 Dec 2008, 17:50,
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hmmm
maybe I could delay the face/brick collision until after such an act was satisfactorily completed. But it'd have to be quick.
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Fri 5 Dec 2008, 17:51,
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