i'll admit that in the past i've been a nastythey weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
but you'll find that nowadays
i've mended all my ways
repented, seen the light and made the switch
true? yeees
now, i fortunately know a little magic
it's a talent that i always have possessed
and dear lady, please don't laugh,
i use it on behalf
of the miserable, lonely and depressed(pathetic!)
poor unfortunate souls, in pain, in need,
this one longing to be thinner
that one wants to get the girl
and do i help them? yes, indeed
those poor unfortunate souls
so sad, so true
they come flocking to my cauldron
trying spells as do they please
and i help them, yes i do
now it's happened once or twice
someone couldn't pay the price
and i'm afraid i had to rake 'em across the coals
yes i've had the odd complaint
but on the whole i've been a saint
to those poor unfortunate souls
(but you'll find that nowadays
i've mended all my ways
repented, seen the light and made the switch
true? yeees
now, i fortunately know a little magic
it's a talent that i always have possessed
and dear lady, please don't laugh,
i use it on behalf
of the miserable, lonely and depressed(pathetic!)
poor unfortunate souls, in pain, in need,
this one longing to be thinner
that one wants to get the girl
and do i help them? yes, indeed
those poor unfortunate souls
so sad, so true
they come flocking to my cauldron
trying spells as do they please
and i help them, yes i do
now it's happened once or twice
someone couldn't pay the price
and i'm afraid i had to rake 'em across the coals
yes i've had the odd complaint
but on the whole i've been a saint
to those poor unfortunate souls
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:46,
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