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# oh noes! That's crap.
You should send me written posts and I will scan them and post them on your behalf. I promise to wear a girly wig while I do it though.

Don't worry lovely, when you get back, fuck all will have changed around here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# that is trues
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)
# it is crap
but i have to be sensible about it. i can't get a job for quite some time yet, i've got bills to pay, food to buy and not enough money for luxuries. hopefully, i may be back when the weather picks up, as i won't have to spend £15-20 a week on gas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)
# There's more important things than silly b3ta.
There I said it, everyone.

DO YOUR WORST YOU SLANTY-EYED FIENDS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Shut up I'm trying to watch Top Gear!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:25, archived)
# *pulls out plug and stands in front of telly with arms folded*
Darling, we need to talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:26, archived)
# I am so glad you didn't use the word 'naked' in that sentence!!!
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)
# That's implied.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Thought so.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:30, archived)
# You are now thinking about me naked.
Progress
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Only in sillouette becuse the telly is on....
Damn...you unplugged it.....
*runs to wife*
"Darling make me not feel gay"....."Ok love, shag me hard"...."up the arse"......
D'OH!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)
# oh the dilemma :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Oh the fucking chance!!!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# See, you straight lads all love the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Someone else's
Someone else's which is female.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# That's implied as well
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# :D haha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:31, archived)
# boris' lap is bloody funny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)
# I may watch it later on iplayer
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)
# i watched it on sunday
my telly has just turned over to e4, which means earl is on.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:30, archived)
# I dont know this Earl of which you speak
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:32, archived)
# my name is earl
great show!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)