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# that is not normal
that number of cats is favoured by single, middle-aged childless women who try to steal babies from outside Boots
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# i want lots of cats
because i derive intense sexual pleasure from the ambivalance of others
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)
# you derive sexual pleasure
from stuffing sleeping moggies down your underpants
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:55, archived)
#
sleeping dead
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:56, archived)
# so, you like the stiff pussy, yes?
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# cor.... do I?





the sid james rhetorical agreement doesn't really work in text.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)
# it doesn't, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:01, archived)
# maybe if it were "cor.... do i!"
that look better?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:04, archived)
# yes. yes it does.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)
# They took over the bottom half of the house.
There was some seriously funny cartoon style cuteness going on.
Now I'm down to 2 + 1 visiting.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)
# have you ever played cat buckaroo with them?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)
# best game ever
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Cat buckaroo?
Feed them catnip though.
I have stolen rescued cats since I was a kid.

*searches* oh I see, no.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)