There's one about the size of a jeep near where I practice.
Seriously, you could put a saddle on him.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:19,
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Kinky
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:20,
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crikey
perhaps your bass-playing has attracted him
my banjo-playing once attracted a cat with huge bollocks
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:20,
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WOW
I love Toms. They're my favourite type of kitty.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:22,
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my guitar playing normally attracts a rabble of villagers armed with pitchforks and flaming torches
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:23,
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I'm so tired atm I misread that
I read that as a cat with huge buttocks which gave me such a lovely mental image.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:26,
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Death, please. Oh no - wait - Cake!
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:27,
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Aaah aaaah!
You said death first!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:35,
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