Why won't people just buy plugs, ffs?
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:02,
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don't knowMade me feel sad and a bit teary, actually. Silly, silly, panicky man.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:03,
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Well to cheer you upI had a friend at college who called me up from his girlfriends house to say he'd half inserted a tampon up his bottom and was about to get in the bath 'to see what it felt like'.
He insisted I stay on the phone, and I did. He was disappointed that it didn't feel as exciting as he thought it might, till I pointed out just how far in his prostate was.
(He insisted I stay on the phone, and I did. He was disappointed that it didn't feel as exciting as he thought it might, till I pointed out just how far in his prostate was.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:07,
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