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# 4MD Take 2- 12/12/08
HERE'S YOUR FUCKING CHAINSAW, ALRIGHT? ;-)



I shouldn't have made this as a new thread, on second thoughts. Sorry, b3tans. Set fire to me or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:56, archived)
# gRRRRr. gRRRRr.
grrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Hold me Captain. The bad man in the newsletter made me feel horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I couldn't think of many chainsawwy words....
*snuggles* what's happened? I haven't looked at the newsletter yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I was expecting a yiff yiff at the end:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Silly man films himself pushing a glass jar up his bottom and it accidentally breaks
There then follows many excruciating minutes of clinking noises and pouring blood as he tries to retrieve the shards

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Why won't people just buy plugs, ffs?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# don't know
Made me feel sad and a bit teary, actually. Silly, silly, panicky man.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Well to cheer you up
I had a friend at college who called me up from his girlfriends house to say he'd half inserted a tampon up his bottom and was about to get in the bath 'to see what it felt like'.

He insisted I stay on the phone, and I did. He was disappointed that it didn't feel as exciting as he thought it might, till I pointed out just how far in his prostate was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha!
thank you :) x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I still can't bring myself to watch this.
I've seen the first 10 seconds then turned it off.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I'll watch it when I get home
*stomach of steel*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# That'll be all those sit-ups you've been dong Captain.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# You've unwittingly made me guilty
as I've been meaning to start doing these for AGES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I watched for about a minute
and then I came
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# GRR GRIND BUZZ BUZZ GRRR GRIND BUZZ GRR GRIND BUZZ GRR
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# All of this
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# *glees*
Now I have some weeds in my back garden. I say weeds but I mean giant redwoods...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Yays!
Chainsaws are scientifically proven to be better than most things.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# *smooshes by way of payment*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# ^this
With a new chain, it's about as close to a lightsaber as you can get.
Edit: And a scarily intoxicating experience it is too. Steady now... :-|
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Wooo My wife has other tools that make noises like that..
I think they must be something to do with her blood pressure, she never lets me in the room while she uses them and always comes out sweating like a pig?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# When all your hand's a buzzsaw, all you see is wood
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)