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# Coal miners have always frightened me.
(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# first they dig out the coal
then they rape it

crazy bastards
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# They're impossible to spot at night,creeping up
on you.
(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# the only thing that gives them away is the constant sighing
so, have a chainsaw at the ready

oh, and some tin cans connected by string might help too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# a crude means of comunication
?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# no, the latest technology in perimeter alarms that alerts you to intruders
of course if they just wade in spraying you with bullets you die

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Workin' in a rape mine, rape mine
where the rape is fine
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# hahaha, I almost choked on my individual twix biscuit finger there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)