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# hehehehe, nice :)
please stop me looking on forbidden planet, the shopping basket is up to £80 all ready
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# What are we getting ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Graphic Novels at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Pornos?
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# Some of them may contain nudity
The Alan Moore ones will
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# What about the Alan Carr ones?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# They are full of teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# And the Jimmy Carr ones?
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# Full of chins
and gigantic faces.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# And the Jimmy greaves ones?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Old man moustaches
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# And the Churchill ones?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Nodding dogs, cigars, greatcoats
and car insurance.

That actually sounds like a good book/
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# And the Bill Gates ones?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Badly knitted sweaters
glasses and a massive cover price.

And every time you lend it to someone, they have to buy it off you.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# ironic observation humour!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# And the Jeremy Clarkson ones?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# the shagging of cars
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)
# And the princess Diana ones?
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# in pieces in a tunnel in paris
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:24, archived)
# And the Jay-z ones?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Hoes and other gardening tools
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# And the Davina ones?
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# A large mouth and lots of shouting
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# And the..... oh fuck I cant be arsed anymore
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# And the simon cowell ones?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)
# high waisted trousers and an erection problem
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:24, archived)
# And the harry hill ones?
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# Big collars, chops and mash
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# And the Gary Barlow ones?
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# Jumpers, rocking chair and a voodoo doll of Robbie
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# And sild
don't forget the sild!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Extremely graphic
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Good, thats just how I like them
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Some of them are even logarithmic
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# *wanks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Books about extreme graphs ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Yes
look at the peaks on those graphs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# I wouldn't mind finding her points of inflection
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# To say nothing of the deep valley's . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# The only problem is these magazines are so derivative.
I can barely differentiate between them.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Maths humour reaches a new nadir
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Welcome to the maths pun thread,
we'll do our best to help you integrate.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
# The quality of the jokes is increasing exponentially
but I'm not so good at maths jokes, so I look like a square.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)
# You'll just have to get to the root of your problem !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I think if i make a log of my jokes
I may be able to get ahead of the curve.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# It's a sine of the times.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I hate to go off on a tangent
but I need someone to cosine this agreement.
Could someone normal please help me out?
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# What do you mean?
You seem very negative.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I'm positive I made myself clear
I suspect the inverse could be said of you.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Ok, calm down.
Lets sort this out over some nice pi.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Don't worry, I'm sure we'll be able to think of sum more.
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# It all adds up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# cuffs hand
steals credit card!:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# thats ok, i don't have a credit card :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)