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# It's pretty simple
go in there, say you have excruciating lower back pains. Wince every time he touches your kidneys.

He'll ask for a urine test. do the deed, prick your finger and allow ONE* drop of blood to go into the jar. Shake well. Return for free diazepan.

*any more than one and you'll probably get rushed to some sort of emergency surgery
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:58, archived)
# "yeah, they figure he's just some junkie, throwing a winding for a fix."
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:19, archived)
# JONESING FOR A TOM COLLINS
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:30, archived)