Was Mary a whore or was Joseph just a fool?

Not hugely original I know, but its not Christmas without some Mary and Joseph infidelity humour!
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CapnJustice,
Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:03,
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Both
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:05,
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Other way round
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:07,
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i know that jebus
was black - they said so in Dogma! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:10,
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