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# No, they bought out my company and had sex with my wife.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:30, archived)
# Win/win
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:31, archived)
# Not if your wife is Danny DeVito.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:33, archived)
# IT WAS IN THE CONTRACT
WHY DID YOU SIGN IT IF YOU DIDN'T WANT IT TO HAPPEN?
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:32, archived)
# Fine print doesn't count, brah.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:33, archived)
# It was 72 point bold underlined text on the front page
"WE WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE, MISTER PINEAPPLE"
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:37, archived)
# Yeah, but it was pretty fine 72 point bold underlined print.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:38, archived)