I always find that when I shit I also piss.
If I shit in a urinal I piss all over my shoes.
Are your shoes wet and pissy?
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Shlvng,
Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:32,
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No
I have this thing called "bladder control"
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:34,
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Hmmm. I also have bladder control.
Yet every shit I take is accompanied by a piss.
I shall try totally emptying my bladder and, 10 minutes later, empty my colon.
I'll let you know how I get on.
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Shlvng,
Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:40,
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