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# I always find that when I shit I also piss.
If I shit in a urinal I piss all over my shoes.

Are your shoes wet and pissy?

(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:32, archived)
# No
I have this thing called "bladder control"
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:34, archived)
# Hmmm. I also have bladder control.
Yet every shit I take is accompanied by a piss.

I shall try totally emptying my bladder and, 10 minutes later, empty my colon.

I'll let you know how I get on.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:40, archived)