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# 5 minute animation by a beginner, accompanied by prose.


Many feet make one path.
I like to walk on a footpath.

I walk over the grass and turn to see if I have made a path.
Once only is not enough.

I return to the footpath to feel like one of the bunch, I add my foot.

I look back; what a path we made.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:26, archived)
# I DONE A SHIT IN A URINAL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:27, archived)
# I always find that when I shit I also piss.
If I shit in a urinal I piss all over my shoes.

Are your shoes wet and pissy?

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:32, archived)
# No
I have this thing called "bladder control"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:34, archived)
# Hmmm. I also have bladder control.
Yet every shit I take is accompanied by a piss.

I shall try totally emptying my bladder and, 10 minutes later, empty my colon.

I'll let you know how I get on.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:40, archived)
# Thats posh!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:32, archived)
# Speaking of which, I'm on the toilet with wicked pins and needles in my right leg.
Unfortunately, I can't get up to do anything about it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:34, archived)
# Your computer must smell
Get off the loo and see a specialist in acupuncture.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:35, archived)
# USE COMPUTER ON LEG
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:40, archived)
# >You have pooped on your leg.
>You are dead.
>Your score: 4 out of 160
>Would you like to play again? Y/N
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:45, archived)
# Who sews in the toilet?
That's just silly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:50, archived)
# I DO THAT SORT OF THING, YOU KNOW?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:51, archived)
# That sounds like fun. I shall try the same
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:34, archived)
# ME TOO!!!!!!
I recommend you do it when you have the TROTS.....It's MUCH easier to poke down the hole.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 6:55, archived)
# HOPDUX (ˆˆ<
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:28, archived)
# HE WALKS THE WALK
BUT CAN HE TALK THE TALK?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:31, archived)
# Not really. He mostly just blurts our racist propaganda.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:33, archived)
# Speaking of which, some people got upset at me for making KKK jokes at work today
it wasn't my fault that someone sent out a company wide email saying "don't forget the KKK".

She was talking about the kris kringle.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:36, archived)
# he mostly repeats himself
www.b3ta.com/board/9036954

at 6 hour intervals

Edit: nice anim tho'

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:36, archived)
# Wow you totally told him.
I'm glad someone stood up to him. He's totally always on here, reposting his pictures for his friends to see and withholding alpacas.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:52, archived)
# FUCK YOU, MARK.
JUST..




FUCK YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:56, archived)
# Has he got a name? Mugabe? or Goebbels perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:36, archived)
# Mugoebbels
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:57, archived)
# The world is not enough
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:32, archived)
# WAK WAK WAK
thunk
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:59, archived)
# ^ That's Shit that is
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 7:17, archived)