eww
involves removing the backbone and sternum of the bird and flattening it out before... i cant go on
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 20:53,
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getting sqeamish now
not a moment ago you wanted to spitroast a squirrel, assuming you are of average build and your chosen partner for such an endeavour is equally proportioned the above would be the least of your worries, never mind teeth issues.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 21:01,
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Well you could add an extra bone later on.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 21:25,
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