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# because
www.yourallgay.com/

obviously
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# My ringtone:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# i wish i could do that
but my old phone doesn't do bluetooth/ray whatever it's called and such, and i don't have the copper string to join it up to the computer, so i'm buggered. the fact that i never use the bloody thing anyway is neither here nor there.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Worth getting.
Means you can back up all your numbers in the event of phone loss.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# i've got a book for that
and a pen, bloody marvellous things, also lots of bits of rizla pack with numbers on
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# old school ftw
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I was very impressed with our new car
which is a very basic model town car. When you get in it automatically pairs itslf with your phone ( after an initial 1 minute setup the very first time ) downloads the phonebook to the car and switches all the functions over to the steering wheel. She will even read a text out to you when it arrives like she's some sexy, female darth vader.
My BMW does not even do it all that simply ( or it might, but after using I-drive for 4 years I've still not got a clue what half of it does )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# you are such a bloody gadget boy
i'm only pleased you're old and smart enough to be able to function when it all goes horribly wrong. i'm content in the knowledge that you'll have a yankee screwdriver and swiss army knife stashed somewhere for emergencies.

edit/ and a decent hammer of course
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# behind the wheel all I'm thinking is "DON'T EXPLODE, BRAKES, FUCKING WORK, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WORK, OK, THIS IS A HILL, LET'S GET UP THIS HILL, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T EXPLODE"
yeah.. I have owned the finest of machinery in my time :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# i'm one of lifes, the fewer moving parts and wires it's got the happier i am, types
Luddite i think is another name for it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Hey let's not slag me off too much.
I've owned a number of Triumph Vitesse's ( Mk1 and Mk 2 ) even had a Spitfire Mk 4 which I threw a 2.0ltr straight six from a Vitesse into ( had to buy a Le Mans hood for that ). I've had Vincent Hurricane. Any number of Mk1 Escorts, the finest being my Mexico and one cobbled together from lots of things based around a boxer engine which was made for stage 3 rallying. I've had a couple of Old Rovers, I had a Daimler Sovereign ( 1975 V12 ) and a V12 Jag XJS ( but they have more moving parts than a million clocks )
I also had a Laverda Jota.
I'm not always about the modern tech you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# oops ignore my previous post
i mean no offence at all sir, you just remind me ( without having met you or really knowing anything about you really) of one of my dearest chums, bloody gadgets, if it's chrome or black with buttons he's like a magpie. he doesn't have your artistic talents though or come to that a practical bone in his body.

*tries desperately to dig himself out of deepening chasm.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# haha, no worries.
I am a gadget freak. I buy gadgets that barely ever leave the box. I have so much useless stuff it's crazy. Plus I can never throw anything away. Sitting here in my office I can see 6 video cards, 4 DVD players, a box full of processors and 3 motherboards without turning around. I replace the guts of my PCs at the rate of at least one new part a month and probably recycle my main one every 4-6 months. They keep bringing out new things and I get to thinking it looks better on paper so off I go to ebuyer.
I am about to change my phone from the trusty old HTC Universal which has served me well and that's going to be a momentous decision. It will not be an I phone of any description. I still am perplexed at the popularity of a phone that does some of the things that my phone was doing 3-4 years ago and then still falls short of many of my phones functions.

Don't worry. There are certain people on here that have dispensation and will never appear in my 'bad books'. You are one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# phew!!
i can well do without another internet nutter coming to get me, i know you have access to plant and burly fellows who'd happily add me to the mix in the footings of their next bijoux extension :)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# haha.
Being a gadget boy I've long ago discarded the yankee and SWK. I do of course have my trusty Leatherman on me at all times.
To be fair we ordered no frills on the car as it's little more than a shopping trolley and has replaced her 2 seater which was no longer practical. The Salesman mentioned it had 'bluetooth' but I took no notice, figuring that it was little more than a way to have your calls hand free as in most modern cars. This however is a lot more and I like it. I can plug any music device into it as it has a usb port in the glove box. It runs on windows so almost everything is supported including i-pod ( if I were daft enough to let someone inside with one of those things ) and video devices and every bit of it, phone, radio, cd, player, mp3 player, external video device etc. works from voice control or 6 buttons on the steering wheel.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# i'll wager the price of a cuppa that you'll have something plugged into every last one of those
ports, sockets and holes before the month is out, then you'll upgrade them all for even more complex/better ones,you're incorrigible :)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# have a satnav battle
install 4 different satnavs and try and follow the multiple different directions to the same place
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Ah my daily dose!
That helps me get through life
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)