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# Eagle's eggs? How dainty!
My eggs were from the Australasian Fighting Ostrich {punchup punchup}, and the soldiers I dipped in them were all members of the 1st Gurkha Rifles!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Ha!
That's a mere snack! I beat up the space/time continum until it would take me back in time where I supped of T rex I'd strangled with my foreskin.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Remember that Big Bang thing that happened a while back?
Well, I ate that!
So none of this actually exists until I take a dump...and I can go for days!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)
# THat's nothing.
I did a ump that ended the previous universe!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:15, archived)
# PrintMaster won ...
...by a hair.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)