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# My tip of the day.
Spending a fortune on cat food?
Kill it and skin it, and not only save the money but make some lovely gloves and a delicious roast dinner.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 17:35, archived)
# That would be silly
As the cats ghost would visit every morning to lay a cable in your shoes.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Ok, change of plan.
Instead of the gloves, make some shoe protectors.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# It'll just pee in your gloves then!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)