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# It's your animal magnetism.
I'm so sorry, I had to.
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Yeah, I do have problems with that.
There's a turtle stuck to my leg right now.
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# That's not a turtle that's a massive, pulsating boil.
It smells of parmesan and magic.
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Whatever it is, I'm going to kill it and eat it
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Oooooh let me burst it
I'm one of those weird women that loves doing that.
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)
# My girlfriend is obsessed with squeezing my spots.
She hunts for them.
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# So do I.
Not yours.


Right, I'm off, I've got shit to do. Bye bye, otherporsche.
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)