Well I've got the central heating on
And a roaring log fire blazing away.
So I'm lovely and warm.
I'm sure Bum Raping Katherine Jenkins would make me even warmer though.
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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:29,
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No, no, it's a fair point
I mean, I'm no cocaine-snorting opera singer
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The Coast Of Yemen,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:35,
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I'd prefer it to be Katherine Jenkins
Coast of Yemen is also a long way from Norfolk.
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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:36,
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