Four professors in our section have broken their legs in the last month.All you hear in the hallways is 'click, clump, click, clump' as the hobble about on crutches. One actually fell down a crevasse in a glacier and managed to crawl out to the rescue chopper. And everyone here keeps on at me to go skiing...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:16,
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