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# How about a gigantic, sweaty 20+ year old wearing an anime shirt with sweat marks in bizarre places
sporting long, greasy black hair and a face that is more acne than actual face. also they have a dragon shirt underneath the anime shirt and a wolf shirt underneath that, and they spend large parts of their day sat at bus stops barking at strangers. there is a spiked collar around their neck and they are equipped with gauntlets.

There is a RUSTY LONGSWORD on the floor. Exits are N - GRIM FOREST, S - FAR FAR AWAY, E - GOBLIN BOG.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Sounds like half of my mates at college.
Although I'd like to point out (proudly) that I've never ever ever played Magic the frigging Gathering.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:07, archived)
# GOBLIN BLOG
January 8th:

Lurking

January 9th:

See January 8th
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Stop describing me in arguments, you dick.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:08, archived)
# dude can i borrow your wolf shirt i need to impress some ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:09, archived)
# At college there was a boy who wore a tail.
He used to meet up in the woods with his other wolf mates and howl, and made awful industrial music on his computer. I wish I could remember what his website was called.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:11, archived)
# I'VE GOT THIS SHIRT WITH A MOUSE, AND HE'S HAVING SEX WITH ANOTHER MOUSE, WHO'S TRAPPED IN A MOUSETRAP.
I'M TELLING YOU, I SCORE CHICKS IN THIS SHIRT ALL THE TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Is that a woman's blouse?
Looks like a blouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Are you not blonde anymore then?
Strange mental image of you running about in the baywatch credits then. Not one I was planning to have...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:10, archived)
# I need to get my roots done.
I'm half and half at the moment, I look like a fucking douche.

Well, moreso than usual.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Your poor hair.
I tried to bleach my hair once (well, bleach a good 3 years of black dye out of my white blonde hair). Didn't go well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Yeah, I'm not going down the self bleaching route.
I'm happy to have someone not so professional trim it, but still a bit wary.

But like fuck am I letting someone who isn't a full time hairdresser peroxide my hair. Not in a million years.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:17, archived)
# My hair would be past my arse if it wasn't for the bleaching episode
it led to me getting just shy of a foot cut off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:19, archived)