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# I'm tempted to get one of a cake myself
just so you can at least close the book on that ambition.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# COR
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)
# YEP.
Just a tiny one.

That's not a bad idea, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# sponge sandwich or something more ambitious?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Little cup cake.
For my 25th birthday, I think. It can have a little candle on it. Ahhhh. Lovely.

Right, someone remind me I said this when it gets to November.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# you can bet your ass I will
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Oh gooooood, I hope so.
It shall have a magenta candle. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# But then if you ever get fat,
you could say "All the cake i've eaten went straight on my arse!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# 'if you ever get fat'
you absolute angel. HOORAY FOR MR DOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# what was odd about this statement?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)
# It's just a lovely thing to say to chunky women.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Well you're not at the moment....
unless youv'e gorged yourself silly since October!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Quite the opposite, I'm another dress size and a half down
but I'm always going to be chunky, I'm built like a telly (my dad told me that).

I wasn't fishing lads, honestly. No worries, I'm a happy little captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Built like a telly??
One of those new fangled ultra thin plasma ones?

Christ, I'm up your arse today!!! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
# :D I wondered why my lower torso sounded like a muffled uncle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# hahahaha
best reply ever
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'm gonna use that!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)