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# you know how to re-line a worn-out twat?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:36, archived)
# Inner tubes, duct tape and a Jim Davidson DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:43, archived)
# That's a start
Was pondering inserting a ham then removing the bone
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:44, archived)
# Replace bone with penis of self
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:48, archived)
# then replace penis of self with something she'll feel
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:53, archived)
# She already has ham to feel
Penis of self feels inside of ham where once there was bone.

EVERYONE'S A WINNER BABY, that's the truth (yes, the truth)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:58, archived)