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# dirty boy
mung beans, why?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I have no idea!
There is only one true bean, and it is baked, and in tomato sauce.

AND IT MUST NEVER BE BOUGHT FROM ANYONE BUT HEINZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Heinz beans are shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 20:12, archived)
# well, I don't think they bake them here
they boil them

I think americans get upset describing them as baked beans

they get angry and have to blow up some small oil rich country

arrrg! I'm getting attacked by fucking moths!

MOTHS!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)