First sentence translates as 'Wästgöta Kloster Black is a squeaky cheese grits, with a robust and between stored character. 'According to Google.
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zoldergoose,
Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:15,
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How odd!*picks squeaky cheese grit from between teeth*
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:16,
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