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# DO NOT TOUCH THE HAM
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Hahaha. You have a voice.
Actually I was taught by Trappist monks to correctly touch ham. I obviously have to wrap myself in clingfilm and meditate for a month under a mountain waterfall before hand.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:35, archived)
# The only true way to touch the ham
is to become one with the ham beforehand
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I came twice!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:43, archived)
# So thats where all the tin foil hats have gone

(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:45, archived)