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# Hammmmmmmmmmm!

And please try to remain calm.

(Obamanable Snowman, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# we've just had an emergency on /links. I need ham.
more ham!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# What would constitute an emergency on /links?
I can only think of Rick Astley
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# It's thankfully gone now
normal service has been resumed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# What was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# What what what what what
was it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I noticed this
not good
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# How can we tell
the "emergency" ham from your normal, every day ham? :o

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# EMERGENCY HAM
will be clearly labelled as such
(Obamanable Snowman, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Glad
to hear it!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:31, archived)
# It is just a shame that ham can not be used in world peace
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# It can!
All the countries with problems are the ones that don't eat bacon. So obviously by making them the Bacon Sarnie a Peace will cause all war to disappear.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:31, archived)
# I think you may be on to something here
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# It is science!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# *touches*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)
# DO NOT TOUCH THE HAM
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PM9fVVTc-Pg
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Hahaha. You have a voice.
Actually I was taught by Trappist monks to correctly touch ham. I obviously have to wrap myself in clingfilm and meditate for a month under a mountain waterfall before hand.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:35, archived)
# The only true way to touch the ham
is to become one with the ham beforehand
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I came twice!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:43, archived)
# So thats where all the tin foil hats have gone

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Pfffft
USE METAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:36, archived)
# wheeeey
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Hahaha same source
I think we class as great fools seldom differ.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:44, archived)
# I condone the use of this ham
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:31, archived)
# My dad actually keeps a can of emergency ham at the back of his cupboard.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Your father is a wise man indeed
I hope you can learn from his shining example. Stop this foolish rebellion, and buy some emergency ham today.
(Obamanable Snowman, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)
# mmm
the magic of magic ham

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Got mustard ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# FOR FUCK SAKE!
THERE'S NO TIME FOR MUSTARD AT A TIME LIKE THIS.

IT'S AN EMERGENCY. JUST EAT THE FUCKING HAM!11!1!1
(Obamanable Snowman, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Got a spork ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Congratulations
This was a test. You remained calm in a crisis.

You win...


A SPORK.

Unfortunately the emergency is over, so you may not eat the emergency ham.
(Obamanable Snowman, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Does hunger count as an emergency?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)